"Have it Your Way."
"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce-- hair on your croissantwich won't upset us..."
Check THIS out: We're at the St. Louis airport last friday morning, getting ready to leave for Mexico and stop at the airport Burger King to grab a bite. After I took an overpriced bite, I realized it had egg and everyone knows that I hate eggs. (I don't care if they're scrambled, mixed, sunny-side-up, omelette, fake or fucked... I hate 'em all!) I took off the lid to my 'ssantwich to remove the egg and behold I found my hidden lucky prize:
A FAT, CURLY PIECE OF HAIR!!
"Hey, Antoine... Gimme a breakfast croissant minus the eggs... and don't forget extra fur!"
posted by Dr. Mike @ 10:06 PM
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Just imagine the pungent, sweaty leg-intersection THAT came from.
A fur-burger? Not exactly, but close.
I didn't even give them the satisfaction of laughing at me. Instead, I left it on the table and walked away. I figure I'll get my $5 worth by showing it on the internet!
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