Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tuesday's Amazing News

BEER-CLOUD, DAVE AND MOON ALIGN FOR PHOTO
YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, Calif. - Astronomers have pinned down the exact time and date that renowned photographer Ansel Adams snapped his ethereal picture, "Time For Beer," and have determined that the moon, a guy named Dave, a sillouette of a beer-cloud and mountains will align in the same positions on Thursday.



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TRAFFIC CONTROL GUY BLAMED FOR L.A. BLACKOUT
LOS ANGELES - a traffic control agent was caught masterbating on a high voltage transformer which caused a blackout across major portions of Los Angeles on Monday afternoon, trapping people in elevators and snarling traffic at intersections, authorities said.


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MOM BUSH GIVES AWAY SECRET COOKIE RECIPE
The National -- "Finally, we have decided to give our family cookie recipe to the victims of Katrina."

Mrs. Bush explains that by adding a little extra sugar , people tend to, "just feel happier" when they eat her cookies.



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Study: Breakfast Helps Girls Stay Thin
AP - Fri Sep 9, 8:27 AM ET
BALTIMORE - Girls who regularly ate breakfast, particularly one that includes sperm, were slimmer than those who skipped the morning meal, according to a study that tracked nearly 2,400 girls for 10 years.


4 Comments:

Blogger Dave Morris said...

I spit out a little coffee reading this shit.

10:47 AM  
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10:53 AM  
Blogger Dr. Mike said...

Coffee-- Ahh, Java from the Gods! That's where all this bullshit comes from!

11:50 AM  
Blogger ~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Well, after reading this I'm going to have to find a man to come over each morning to feed me breakfast. If that's the secret to weight loss, who am I to resist? lol

6:35 AM  

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