Postal Service

"Does she know her breasts are showing?"

My daily routine includes a trip to the post office. Since the government has afforded a new auto-door sensor, the experience is somewhat pleasant. Yesterday, much to my suprise, something very unusual happened: A woman had left her breast out.

I've encountered people that have forgotten to button a shirt-- or perhaps even left a zipper down, but this woman had left her right breast completely "a la mode" for the world to see. After enjoying my triple-take, I decided it was my best interest to leave immediately, before I was labeled a pervert, or even worse: on Candid Camera.

I am reminded of a saying my Grandma Williams used to say: "I wouldn't trade my luck for a license to steal!"

Even odder than seeing a lady standing at an stamp vending machine with her love scoop out: NOBODY ELSE NOTICED!!

What is approprate for this situation? (I wanted to prove that males are truly pigs and comment on her nice nipple..)