Are we in America?

I think it's an insult that everytime I go to an ATM I have to first tell it what language I'd like to choose. How about we pretend for a minute that we're in America and we speak freaking English?! Pretty soon we will have ebonics as a choice...

Here's another thing I hate: When someone transposes two numbers on your credit card and says, "Sorry, it's declined." What they should say is, "Sorry, sir.. I'm a dumbass and can't write 16 numbers without fucking them up. I'll try it again."

Here's a cute photo of my wife, Paula and my nephew, Kenny:

Back to the basement to finish another Halloween project...