MILF, DILF, and BOFE

While conversing with my friend, Dave at the mall (yes, at the mall!) we stumbled across some popular (and not quite so popular) acronyms:

MILF: Mom I'd like to _ !*
DILF: Daughter I'd like to _ ! (Keep it legal...)
BOFE: "Bofe of dim, I'd like to _ !



* and by __ I meant "find"