My Caribbean Cruise Summary
Day 1: Left Miami. Everything was GREAT!
Day 2: Still sailing. My shit was brown. My face was smiling.
Day 3: San Juan, Puerto Rico. My shit was brown. Town was old and worn down.
Day 4: St. Maartin. My shit was brown. Scooters and island were awesome!
Day 5: St. Thomas. My shit was oily and yellow. Missed any sign of life for 24 hours. Turned green. Puked all day. My face was sad.
Day 6: Nassau, Bahamas. My shit was a black, tarry sludge. Had a total blast w/cousin Donny because Paula was in cabin with oily, yellow shit. Two guys behind a hut on a beach sold us coconuts with home made alcohol concoction. "All was good, mon!" I learned to dance. My face was numb.
Day 7: Back home. Shit's brown again. Great trip.
Day 2: Still sailing. My shit was brown. My face was smiling.
Day 3: San Juan, Puerto Rico. My shit was brown. Town was old and worn down.
Day 4: St. Maartin. My shit was brown. Scooters and island were awesome!
Day 5: St. Thomas. My shit was oily and yellow. Missed any sign of life for 24 hours. Turned green. Puked all day. My face was sad.
Day 6: Nassau, Bahamas. My shit was a black, tarry sludge. Had a total blast w/cousin Donny because Paula was in cabin with oily, yellow shit. Two guys behind a hut on a beach sold us coconuts with home made alcohol concoction. "All was good, mon!" I learned to dance. My face was numb.
Day 7: Back home. Shit's brown again. Great trip.
Labels: vacation
posted by Dr. Mike @ 8:55 PM
7 Comments:
OMG thats not Paula is it? *gasp*
I thought the same thing when I first saw it, but I think she would kill him for posting that if that really was her.
Glad to hear you had a great trip and glad to have you all back!
oily and yellow???
gross!
glad we're close enough that you feel comfortable enough to share about your (and your wife's) bowel movements....
I can not believe that he posted that!! OH Wait!! I forgot, that its MY Husband!! I'm so lucky...
I woke up this morning with periwinkle shit. Is that good or bad?
Are pastels problematic?
PS - Thanks for posting a picture of nekkid boobies.
Periwinkle. We'll just leave that one alone!
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