Gimme Another Twinkie!

After my sister Jackie's suprise 40th birthday party last night (with plenty of hooch) nothing sounded better this morning than "feasting with the fat" at the Cracker Barrel. Briefly, we amused ourselves by acknowledging the following:

1) "Lady Corpulent" wearing an impressive yellow-and-black bumblebee suit. Missing? Her tentacles.

2) A lovely fat jogger that apparently avoided looking in the mirror to realize that her terry-cloth mint green-and-pink jogging suit clashed with anything on God's earth. She obviously thinks it is okay to consume 18 bazillion calories since she had such a good work out getting off her recliner.

3) Mr. & Mrs. Bigbutt and the twins-- Chubby and Bertha.

4) A McDonnell Douglas retiree that has never updated his fatman tie collection.

5) and engraved forever in my visual brain is the pig in spandex... enough said.

Thanks goes out to our new friends Aiden and Angie for putting up with my hung-over sarcasm.