Blackberry Thumb
Of all the dumb things on the news, apparently the APTA (American Physical Therapy Ass'n) came out with a new diagnosis for thumb pain. They call it the dreaded:
BLACKBERRY THUMB
Does that mean that I'll have PocketPC 6700 thumb? I can see the lawsuits now. "Uh, my thumb hurts from using my PDA at work, so I'm going to have to take eight weeks off. I'll need help filling out the work comp forms..."
Give me a fucking break. Next thing you know we'll be staying home with "Sampsonite Ass" and "Nike Stupidosis."
posted by Dr. Mike @ 3:08 PM
3 Comments:
Hey!!! We were literally just having a conversation about this topic at lunch!
We also talked about mammograms, prostate checks, Viagra, and the whether or not we would date the guy who drives the Mr. Softee truck.
Dating anybody named Mr. Softee would most certainly prove fruitless... unless you did a threesome with him and the second guy from Laurel and Hardy.
I don't even know what that means.
So I have a bad case of "vibrating cell phone anus."
I have laundry-itis...can I sue Maytag????
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