Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Things Dads Learn

1. Babies poop a lot.
2. There is a magical "pee" reflex when one lifts a babies butt up to change a diaper.
3. Babies have no sense of time.
4. "eh eh eh" becomes "WAHH WAHH WAHH" real quick...
5. If you plan 1/2 hour ahead, babies take an extra 45 minutes.
6. A newborn smiles when something really bad is about to happen.
7. A baby can spit up 2 ounces for every ounce consumed.
8. Dirty people at WalMart are attracted to babies.
9. Ailes in department stores don't allow for strollers.
10. Sales people should realize "pink" = "girl" before striking up conversation.

4 Comments:

Blogger Chris Johnson said...

Hehehehe!!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous MikeY said...

well, your pink outfit may indicate girl, but your haircut is all guy dr. mike, sorry to be the one to break it to you...

10:50 PM  
Blogger Violet said...

do you realize that your profile still says that you are 39 going on 19? don't you feel that is inaccurate and dishonest?

1:30 PM  
Blogger Dr. Mike said...

Okay, I'm really only 35.

1:35 PM  

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