Things Dads Learn
1. Babies poop a lot.
2. There is a magical "pee" reflex when one lifts a babies butt up to change a diaper.
3. Babies have no sense of time.
4. "eh eh eh" becomes "WAHH WAHH WAHH" real quick...
5. If you plan 1/2 hour ahead, babies take an extra 45 minutes.
6. A newborn smiles when something really bad is about to happen.
7. A baby can spit up 2 ounces for every ounce consumed.
8. Dirty people at WalMart are attracted to babies.
9. Ailes in department stores don't allow for strollers.
10. Sales people should realize "pink" = "girl" before striking up conversation.
posted by Dr. Mike @ 5:31 PM
4 Comments:
Hehehehe!!
well, your pink outfit may indicate girl, but your haircut is all guy dr. mike, sorry to be the one to break it to you...
do you realize that your profile still says that you are 39 going on 19? don't you feel that is inaccurate and dishonest?
Okay, I'm really only 35.
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