Thursday, January 05, 2006

How to tell if I am angry

In my opinion, people tend to get angry too quickly. Driving down the road with a bird out the window for not using a blinker, locking your significant other out because s/he's late, refusing to vote because you don't like "the system"... To these I say Poppycock.

It takes a whole lot more than that to get me mad.

I use premedidated key words or phrases to show my anger. Here is what you'll hear me yell today if I get angry:

"You greasy whore, I hate you!!"
(male or female)

So there you are. Stay on my good side, fucker.

3 Comments:

Blogger paula said...

Note to Self: Don't poke husband in back tonight.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Dave Morris said...

Fuck you, you sonofabitch! Which means, I love you dude.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Mindy said...

Slippery Slut...nuff said

3:37 PM  

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