Thursday, May 04, 2006

OH MY FARGIN BLOG!!

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Let's see.. last night I heard the newsreporter saying something about people at school losing their scholarships and others getting prosecuted, fired, etc. BECAUSE THEY HAD TYPED DEROGATORY INFORMATION ON THEIR BLOG.


  • My ex-wife is a bitch.
  • Fuck Wentzville School district and their whore-paying once-was superintendent.
  • Female's should be wiping babies asses, not making congressional decisions.
  • You dumb bastards that can't read this blog, racial descrimination isn't an excuse.
  • If you're a terrorist, you don't deserve a trial.
  • If I have to show proof of insurance, a social security card, driver's license and a paid personal property receipt just to renew my plates, immig-- err.. illegal aliens can KISS MY ASS.
  • Hey, New Orleans... your welcome is worn out! Go home.
  • "Press 1 to Choose English" anytime in North America is horse shit.
  • If 1:100 people are handicapped, WTF are there 1:10 handicapped parking spots (half of which are double-wide).
  • I'll tear the consumer tag off my pillow if I damn well want to.
  • People without manners live in trailors.

Did I forget anyone?

4 Comments:

Blogger ~The Goofy Ass Chick said...

Holy shit that was funny

5:37 PM  
Blogger Chris Johnson said...

That was pretty funny other than the shit about females should be wiping..........

5:52 PM  
Blogger Dave Morris said...

That... pretty much covers it all!

Only thing is, Mexico is in North America. Those guys gotta speak english too? What fun would it be when we go to Mexico in Feb. if we can't practice our rudimentary spanish skills? "Gracias." "Donata." "Buenos dias." "Fuck-o you-o."

8:23 AM  
Blogger Violet said...

Freedom of Speech, brother!

I am not saying that the guy in this article is sane in any way, shape, or form... I'm just sayin' that he should be able to say ANYTHING HE WANTS IN ANY FORUM HE CHOOSES!

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8:00 PM  

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