Dear Meth Lab Technician:
I'm desperate and I need your help.
I've got a sinus infection and the Walgreen's pharmacy won't allow me to get Sudafed because I got a box of ten 12-hour pills 6 days ago.
I find it quite ironic that it's easier to get an over-the-counter drug on the streets than over-the-counter.
If you have any extra Sudafed (preferably the 120mg tabs as in Aleve Cold and Sinus) I'd appreciate a reply. Meanwhile, I think I'll drink a bottle or two of Nyquil to help me sleep through my snoring from sinus congestion.
posted by Dr. Mike @ 10:11 PM
4 Comments:
Poor thing. I hope you feel better soon. If I see you this weekend, I'll pick you up some. :o)
Somebody please help him out....You should see the bruise in the middle of his back from me poking him at night to get him to stop snoring!!!
Why don't you just ask him for meth, instead? Wouldn't that make you forget the whole sinus prolem?
reminds me of a situation last week... a buddy took me to the blues game last tuesday, when it was about 25 degrees outside.. of course, i left my coat in his car because i didn't want to carry it around during the game.. on the walk to savvis center, a guy, who smelled worse than the blues played that night, asked us if we had any spare money... i looked at him and thought, Hey, i'm also currently Cold, And out of Beer... Fend for yourself... then told him i didn't have any money, watched the horrible game and drank a few $7.50 not very cold draft beers...
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