ABC should choose their anchors more wisely...

Something almost eerie about this anchor...

Emissions, My Ass!

Just for the record, I think the "drive-by" emisssion test is pretty much a scam.

Just mail me a bill for $24 and stop pretending that the emission test actually tests anything. A few years ago when the 16-year-old-looking zit-faced kid dressed in mechanic's bibs at Gateway Clean Air Act couldn't hook up my Durango correctly he passed me with the explanation that, "It's pretty new.. and probably running fine."

"And about those old cars that don't have to pass any emissions..."

My Photo Edit

Okay, so I just realized that my blogger photo looks gay. Sorry, guys.. but I'm not.

Nothing has really been exciting, but here's my recent 411:

I found out through the grapevine that Thanksgiving is at our house. Ughhh! Enough said...

A patient of mine got a nutritional from a pharmacy because her doctor WROTE A PRESCRIPTION. Problem is, it's half-price over-the-counter... sheesh!

ELLA rolled over today for the first time (yayy! She's so advanced.) See her at www.EllaMarieWilliams.com if you already haven't. She's a future Miss America.

Last night at Dave's we challenged over the damn "Mosquito" helicopter. The object was to touch the miniature copter to the lamp cord without wiping out... a feat that took hours to accomplish and bastard Dave did it first.

BTW, when double-cheese microwave popcorn expires by 2 years it tastes fine. (It just makes your shit turn orange the next morning.)

Did I mention that yesterday I wore two different black shoes to the office? I'm pretty positive nobody noticed or they would have DEFINATELY said something. Maybe I have too many shoe pairs? (Emily seems to think that the plural of 'pair' is 'pairs.' I declare Shananagins!)

Funny think is that Em's already thinking about how she's going to tell me that shananagin isn't spelled like that.

Dave is right now thinking that it's funny that I'm right about what Em's thinking...

Paula is right now thinking that we hang out with Em and Dave too much because we know them THAT well..

Chris "Turtle" is wiping a tear right now because I know how to make her laugh so hard... and it's making her laugh writing about it...

Okay, I PROMISE tomorrow will have more substance. I'm in a lull . . . (let me out!)

Peace.

BTW, I need some beta-testers to try my Internet Money Machine . If interested, use the "example" ID number to sign in. There's a description at the bottom of the page under "commission summary." Thanks!